Menny. Probably older than you. I live in America's wang. I'm well aware that it sucks. I'm not here to please any of you so if you don't like it, fuck off.
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If we're bros and you want to blacklist my various fandom posts, I have special tags for each:
Football stuff: #fbol.
Teen Wolf stuff: #teen wolf or #teen wolf liveblog
Surfing stuff: #surfing or #surfers. Snowboarders: #snowboarding or #snowboarders. Duh.
Hockey: #hockey (really, rocket science here) or #Flyers or #Blackhawks. I also tag any other team with the name of the team but not the city, if you care to blacklist specific teams.


Football: You will find Real Madrid, Arsenal, AC Milan, and Spain NT stuff here but I'm a Madridista first.

Hockey: Flyers, Blackhawks, occasionally or more-than-occasionally other teams. But I'm a Flyers fan first.

I'm not an asshole to supporters of rival teams unless you're a twat.

I post a lot of other random crap, too. I also complain a lot, mostly about work.

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teallikethecolor:

bardy-has-wanderlust:

bedbugsbiting:

scaredystark:

slipstreamborne:

phemiec:

kitherin:

Even to this day I can hear them sing in my head….. 

this was a real commercial. it aired on tv. often.

i want everyone to understand this.

It’s commonplace now for advertisers to pull directly from internet subcultures and memes in various attempts to appeal to younger demographics, so while this commercial is undeniably weird, I’d like to invite the younger tumblr set to imagine that it’s early 2004.  YouTube does not exist yet.  It is a much simpler time for internet memes and most humor videos are short, flash based things that feature this jerky clipart-esque animation because a huge swath of the market is still on dial-up and that’s about all their connections can handle.  You log onto a website, wait a couple of minutes (if your connection is good! god help you if you’ve got to download a full Quicktime video that fucker might take you 15-20 minutes or more) for everything to load, and watch “Badgers Badgers Badgers” loop for as long as you can stand it because that shit is only a few months old at this point, that’s how far back in internet meme history we are talking about.  

And then one day you’re sitting around watching the Super Bowl with your family in your normal American living room and these abominations pop up on the screen.

I lived through it, man, and I cannot even begin to explain to you the sheer levels of WTF-ery it induced.

this is still my favorite commercial ever in the entire world

My old coworkers and I used to quote this commercial. “WE LOVE THE SUBS!”

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Kellog’s is using the "Milk and Cereal" song that was uploaded to YouTube in 2008. That is amazing and inspiring to me.

ETA: I just looked it up because that didn’t seem right. (I was in high school at the latest when I first heard the song; I graduated hs in 2007.) The “Milk and Cereal” meme came out in 2003.

Dude, I loved this commercial

grimelords:

I had a dream about a cowboy movie last night and I woke up to write it down so I would remember

grimelords:

I had a dream about a cowboy movie last night and I woke up to write it down so I would remember

I’ve had to go into work on my day off or work a double four times in the past three weeks for the same girl who calls off every damn weekend. I don’t mind the money but it’s getting ridiculous. I feel like the management lets her get away with it because they know someone else will cover her ass.

I woke up this morning to another voicemail from work asking me to come in. I know she was supposed to open today so she must have called off again or left early for some reason. I’m not doing it this time.

npr:

smithsonianmag:

Photo of the Day: Yellowstone Grizzlies
Photo by James Yule (Worland, WY, USA); Yellowstone, WY, USA

Monday’s cute overload.

npr:

smithsonianmag:

Photo of the Day: Yellowstone Grizzlies

Photo by James Yule (Worland, WY, USA); Yellowstone, WY, USA

Monday’s cute overload.

James Rodríguez makes it 1-0 for Colombia against Uruguay, becoming the first player since 2002 to score in the first four games of a World Cup.

(Source: secretariats)